February 2012
Me: Omg this guy in the vow is so hot. Seriously, if i woke up in the hospital and he was like I'M YOUR HUSBAND. I'd be like LOLOKAY.
People who know me: And then he would be like JOKE HERE'S YOUR CATS
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
bigbakabitches:
my entire life is just one big “wow ok”
-onyourknees:
i’m in a committed relationship with my bed.